novembre ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- skinny blonde bitches on screen five reasons why i hate gwenneth paltrow 1 - she has ten bodygaurds. 2 - when she feels like having fun with her friends, she'll stage a sleepover and have everyone come dressed up as asian laundry women. 3 - she and cameron diaz shot a commercial/public service announcement for conserving natural resources, like driving low-emission high-mileage vehicles and relying on electricity rather than gas. cameron diaz drives an electric car, but gwenneth paltrow drives a gigantic gas-guzzling SUV. 4 - she parks this SUV on her sidewalk at any time of day, on a street so narrow that no parking is allowed, ever. 5 - she acted in the atrocious movie SHALLOW HAL. and yet, i still really want to see that flight stewardess movie. what the hell is wrong with me? 12:31 am - 03.17.03 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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