novembre ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- we rule lisa [10:04 PM]: elka, i love you. i just got all these sudden flashes of memories of us in 5th grade captainburp [10:05 PM]: awww fifth grade. i wanted to illustrate childrens' books and you wanted to be a drummer. lisa [10:06 PM]: we wore SHORTS! and you got a D over D+ on the vocab test the day i was supposed to ride the bus home with you after school and you cried and then we went shopping for halloween costumes at kids r us. lisa [10:06 PM]: you bought a cat mask, and then we jumped on the trampoline Thisishollywoodx [10:07 PM]: a caddy would come screeching down your driveway, a long labored HONK, and then I'd go home captainburp [10:07 PM]: awesome captainburp [10:07 PM]: i love you lisa [10:07 PM]: i love you too captainburp [10:07 PM]: i chipped my tooth on that bus. lisa [10:07 PM]: no WAY! lisa [10:07 PM]: i remember showing a note to the bus driver, telling him i was allowed to ride that bus captainburp [10:07 PM]: i was, for some reason, resting my front teeth on the seat in front of me. so of course when we went over a bump BAM my front tooth got dented. captainburp [10:08 PM]: was it frank, the bus driver who permanently scarred me? lisa [10:08 PM]: AW! i mean, i can picture that EXACTLY! lisa [10:08 PM]: frank was totally scary captainburp [10:08 PM]: to this day i will not let anyone call me elk, elks, or elkers. captainburp [10:08 PM]: that damn frank. lisa [10:09 PM]: remember "mary", the playground supervisor. she was out to get us too captainburp [10:09 PM]: man, she was so weird. mary wore terminator sunglasses and weird zoo-lady shorts. lisa [10:11 PM]: we had some fucked up haircuts back in the day captainburp [10:11 PM]: remember my perm? fuck. lisa [10:11 PM]: remember when missy slid down the volleyball pole? captainburp [10:12 PM]: remember chris marshall? lisa [10:13 PM]: dude chris marshall like used to call me and threaten he'd come over and shit lisa [10:13 PM]: like he'd ride his bike over captainburp [10:13 PM]: he made corin whatshername tell me he liked me in the girls' bathroom. lisa [10:13 PM]: haha! lisa [10:14 PM]: corinne cxxrt is married dude. or getting married to Michael Coxxn. captainburp [10:14 PM]: corin, by the way, totally stole my eraser in first grade. i lent it to her and saw her using it in second grade, and was like "that's my eraser." she said "no, it's mine. see, my name is written on it." but underneath HER name, you could make out MY name, so i totally pointed it out to her. captainburp [10:15 PM]: micheal cxxen? who's this? sounds familiar. lisa [10:15 PM]: that's so fucked that she did that! captainburp [10:16 PM]: she had pants with money on them in sixth grade and she thought she looked all cool. lisa [10:16 PM]: michael cxxen was quiet. you probably wouldn't remember him. i know him only cause his parents are family friends, jewish, went to torah school with him. He�d pick his nose during the blessings captainburp [10:16 PM]: i was like "whatever you stole my eraser." captainburp [10:16 PM]: huh. don't remember him at all. they're getting hitched? wow. lisa [10:17 PM]: dude, during a vocab test in mr. pezello's class i forgot what "allegiance" meant so i cheated off corinne. i spent HOURS studying for that fucker, blanked on test day. but only THAT one word. everything else i knew captainburp [10:17 PM]: we're too young to marry. why are our old classmates reproducing already? i saw sissy from high school at the fair, six months heavy, and drunk as my dad. captainburp [10:17 PM]: (this was a year after we graduated) lisa [10:17 PM]: that's so grody. she was always either having sex or getting moles removed lisa [10:17 PM]: we ARE too young to marry tho. but TONS are captainburp [10:18 PM]: she was one giant sexxed up mole.
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