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click here to take THE ELKA TEST

HOW LIKE ELKA ARE YOU?

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in the spirit of emode, we the novembre staff have decided to quiz willing participant-readers of http://novembre.diaryland.com to see how their views are reflected within the novembre personality infastructure. and no, we the novembre staff are not just merely bored at work. after taking the test and calculating your answers below, please post your results in the novembre guestbook for our records.

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SECTION A.
answer
yes,
no, or
eh
for the following ten questions:

1. do you like your job?

2. does your GPA (grade point average) reflect your level of intelligence? (if you are currently out of school, refer back to a time when you were)

3. do you like your hair?

4. do you get an adequate amount of sleep on a regular basis?

5. is your favourite food, of all time, the taco?

6. do you have any piercings on any area of your body other than your ears?

7. are your feet small and dainty?

8. after being introduced to someone for the first time, do you remember their name?

9. are you an only child?

10. can you pick favourites easily?

SECTION B.
answer
true, or
false
for the following twenty questions:

1. i am often thinking of several things at one time.

2. i am afraid of clogs, especially clogs that are tennis shoes with no heels. how is that productive? you can't run in them, or do anything active in them, so why are they so sporty? and why do they have laces, if you just slip them on and off? this is why i am adverse to clogs.

3. i am also afraid of bruce willis, i tend to refer to him as "satan," even though i believe he has sufficient acting skills.

4. i have had trouble living with roommates, housemates, family members, large pets in the past.

5. i have hair that is naturally several different shades of one color.

6. i have an addictive personality.

7. i have over fourteen nick-names.

8. i name inanimate objects.

9. i have been diagnosed with several diseases and disorders, each disputed by differing doctors, in my lifetime.

10. i am afraid of the ocean.

11. my first love and my first cat share the same name.

12. i was sent to fat camp when i was twelve.

13. i have a grand-uncle bob, in merton, wisconsin, who fathered eight children. one of the eight was recently arrested for nudity at a public beach.

14. i find it very easy to tell tall tales and to pass them off as truth.

15. i love fast, get hurt easily, and forgive readily.

16. fuck everyone i trust no one except my schnauzers.

17. rock stars make me nervous.

18. i am an art school dropout.

19. i am afraid of umbrellas.

20. i have jumped off a roof.

SECTION C.
keep track of your answers by their corresponding letters. and yes, this section is a little bit more tricky than the previous two.

1. when driving, you tend to:
a)fidget and talk to yourself.
b)daydream and drive on autopilot, forgetting where you're going.
c)drive until the tank is half-empty, at which point you freak out about possibly running out of gas at an inopportune moment and decide to buy gas ASAP, regaurdless of price or sleaze-factor of oncoming gas station.

2. what would you rather do on a saturday afternoon?
a)go shoppppppppping.
b)wash your car.
c)write letters.

3. what would you rather do on a saturday night?
a) write letters.
b)go to a rock show.
c)wash laundry and draw people in the laundromat.

4. what are you allergic to?
a)dust mites and bad art.
b)animal dander and raw tomatoes.
c)eucalyptus trees and ants.
d)a & b, but not c.
e) a & c, but not b.
e)just b god dammit.

5. are you currently in love?
a)yes.
b)no.

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RESULTS

SECTION A.
add 5 points for every "no" answer.
add 3 points for every "eh" answer.
subtract 1 point for every "yes" answer.

SECTION B.
add 5 points for every "true" answer from numbers 1 through 10, and the last ten break down as follows:
11- FALSE. MY FIRST LOVE AND MY SECOND CAT SHARE THE SAME NAME.
12,13,- TRUE
14- FALSE, EVEN IN QUIZZES SUCH AS THIS. THIS IS SUCH A STUPID QUIZ.
15- TRUE.
16- FALSE.
17,18,19,20- TRUE.
you get NO POINTS for a false answer. because true and false is so easy duh.

SECTION C.
QUESTION ONE:
b (+5)
a (+3)
c (-1)
QUESTION TWO:
a (+5)
b (+3)
c (-1)
QUESTION THREE:
a (+5)
c (+3)
b (-1)
QUESTION FOUR:
d (+5)
c (+3 just because you picked an answer that said "god dammit" in it, which is very true to the test)
all other answers (-1)
QUESTION FIVE:
a (-500)
b (+5)

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SCORING

140 - 160 : you are my doppleganger.

100 - 140 : s'good.

50 - 100 : more for me, less for you.

-500 - 50 : you probably just scored this low because you're in love.

bye bye now. watch for further installments.

4:25 pm - 6.24.01

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