novembre ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- is june really half over already? when did time speed up on me? best things heard, thought or seen lately 1. "things were so much easier when i thought you were gay" 2. (panhandler sign:) ENTIRE FAMILY KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. NEED $$$ FOR KARATE LESSONS 3. "elka and eric. those are two names that really make me think of sausage" 4. "hold on a second. i just need to trim my beard" 5. "by the way, we're going to have a rager in july" 6. a man playing fetch with his two dogs over the side of the marina: the chocolate lab dives into the water to retrieve the stick and once he crawls back onto the dock, the yorkie steals the stick from him to deliver it to their master. 7. "when you weren't here, we sat in your moving boxes" 8. "i'm saving the denim suit for special occasions. i don't want to be a one trick pony" 9. (she tells me her band will be bigger than the monkees. i think a minute and remember how i named my cat after davey.) "well then. i'll have to change davey's name to megan" 9 & 1/2. "come here megan!" 10. "making fried eggplant is how i achieve peace with my polish ex-girlfriend" 11. "this guy spent years working on a life-size game of mousetrap. it's as big as that house over there" (gestures to a two story victorian) "you know, he used bowling balls instead of marbles... that type of stuff" 5:42 pm - 06.13.05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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