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THE IRRATIONAL FEARS OF ELKA INCLUDE:

PEOPLE IN ANIMAL SUITS
CLOWNS
DROWNING (EVEN THOUGH I LEARNED TO SWIM BEFORE I LEARNED TO WALK)
FALLING ASLEEP
CLAUSTRIPHOBIA (ONLY EXPERIENCED IN CARS)
VERTIGO
THE OLIVE GARDEN
THOSE NEW GEL BRAS AT VICTORIA'S SECRET
UMBRELLAS.

4:00 am - 04.27.02

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