novembre ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the weirdest lesbian i've known a lot of weird lesbians, but april takes the proverbial toaster. perhaps i have known weirder, but april strongly identifies herself as LESBIAN so her oddities are classified in my mind under WEIRD LESBIAN. it is not that april wears off-coloured foundation that forms borders between her jaw and neck, not that april saunters or complains about cross-dressers, not that she and her partner have an infa-red camera and hidden microphone/speaker system planted into their front porch, or that she owns four cars that don't run but are all equipped with police scanners, that she tells our students to call each other "crack heads", that she takes her aggression out on students when they have behaviours (even though our students are autistic and can't help having behaviours sometimes and can't understand why she is doing what she is doing) it is not any of these things but all of them, all at once. she is like a character in a john irving novel. 3:52 pm - 04.21.02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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