novembre ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- homer and manmeat walk to walgreen's suede. your new haircolour has been dubbed "suede" by loreal industries. i bought half priced easter candy and mimicked the kung fu hamsters while waiting in line. walgreens is a strange little odyssey filled with corn removers and canned corn. even freeze-dried corn. i did not need any of these things but you didn't put your foot down about anything besides stuffed animals that sing songs and dance. why do these things make me laugh? a hamster with a black belt bobbing its motorized head? on the way home i wished it was real, a live karate-skilled hamster, following behind our heels, singing everybody was kung-fu fighting living with you is its own little odyssey. soon i will feel the need to compulsively exercise and change my clothes a minimum of four times a day. soon you will laugh at stupid overpriced mechanical hamsters that sing. 1:47 am - 04.02.02 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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