novembre ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "you've got a spider in the bathroom the size of a buick." (so. there was this brilliant interview with elka novembre right here, see? and then my computer ate it. and you would have been so enlightened. you would have that e! true hollywood story satisfaction. damn. oh. i am trying again.) number 2: interview with elka by jennifer anne katherinhand! j: elka, do you think diane keaton's a good singer? e: no. what other movies was that other lady in? i need to know (it was shelley duvall). but i really like that movie diane keaton was in, about the baby booming? what was that called? baby ass? j: baby boom? e: yeah, baby boom. dude, look at that ladies boobs! see her? the crazy titty lady? her nipple's right under diane keaton's chin! j: if you could go to any country, what country would you go to? e: well it would depend on if i had lots of money. would i be given a large stipend? with which to travel? and exploit my monies? j: you're loaded. e: i'm loaded. okay. i would go on a trip around the world. i would go to ireland and scotland. and brazil. and caNADA! and i would take a break for sixth months, and you know. read. and then i would travel again. and i would go to (too many countries that i can't type. i wish i could type faster.) i would go to japan in one trip. because it's such a condensed place. whoa, woody allen just sneezed on grandma's ashes. j: that was cocaine. e: oh. (laughing.) you look so funny. i want to throw something at you. j: okay. 11:24 pm - 11.23.01 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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