novembre

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twenty-three birthday candles and no cake.

i turn 23 in 8 days. for my birthday i want:
homemade cards and gifts
free dinners
8 million dollars
a good-condition victorian home
a stellar job
confidence

fasten your seatbelts. keep your arms and hands inside the car at all times. we are now exiting the farm of youth and the segway of college and we are now entering the detached state of adulthood. should you feel naseous, put your right hand over your mouth and raise your left hand into the air. remain like this until our conductor sees you and stops the train. thank you and have a pleasant ride.

3:40 pm - 11.17.01

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