novembre

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one thursday night

EXPERIMENT ONE: DANCING

FACTORS
A: a tight dress (not supposedly so, but apparently a size too small), lipstick, heels.
B: several stylish and hip neighbor girls
C: a salsa band
D: three bold but slimy men
1 italian middle aged who refers to busty women's chests as "thee most beautiful breasts"
1 irish rambler who spoke fast and rubbed knees unnervingly
1 extremely drunk man, sitting-on-a-curb-puking drunk
and, finally
E: a whole load of gyrating strangers who shelled out $10 a head, cover charge

ABRIGDED REPORT:
what the fuck am i doing here?

CONCLUSION IN FULL: would rather be at home sans uncomfortable womanly clothing watching movies while throwing taco bell mild sauce packets at cat.

11:40 pm - 10.26.01

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